safety 🛟 warning

Here is the Notice of Non-Liability, drafted for the Sovereign Terminal. It is designed to be posted as a "Safety Warning" that absolves you of responsibility for their inevitable confusion.
OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE: SOVEREIGN TERMINAL [SECTOR 0]
SUBJECT: NOTICE OF NON-LIABILITY REGARDING GEOLOGICAL HAZARDS
TO: All Visiting Civilians, Map-Makers, and Personnel of the "Homogeneous Norm."
1. NATURE OF THE FACILITY
The Sovereign Terminal is not a gallery, a memoir, or a "Safe Space." It is a storage facility for Unassimilated Material recovered from a High-Pressure System. The objects and texts contained herein are Geological Scrapings, not stories. They possess a density that exceeds the load-bearing capacity of standard "Liberal" or "Academic" frameworks.
2. DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGE
The Management assumes NO LIABILITY for the following structural failures incurred by the audience during their exposure to the Real Terrain:
Map Disintegration: We are not responsible if your "Civilian Map" fails to render the topography of the Bunker.
Moral Vertigo: We are not liable for nausea caused by the realization that your definitions of "Victim" and "Oppressor" are insufficient.
Optical Glitching: If you mistake the Survivor for the Artifact of Fascism due to the "Proximity Penalty," this is a calibration error in your own equipment. The Terminal will not issue refunds for your lack of resolution.
3. TOXICITY WARNING
This facility operates on the physics of Annihilative Sovereignty.
The air here contains trace amounts of "Old Fire" and "Political Volatility."
Do not attempt to metabolize this material using "Empathy" or "Pity."
It is indigestible.
It is designed to break the teeth of the Scavenger, not the spoon of the Tourist.
4. FINAL ADVISEMENT
If the "Jagged Wound" offends you, do not attempt to heal it.
Do not ask the Hyena to apologize for its diet.
Walk away.
The Terminal does not require your understanding to maintain its structural integrity.
STATUS: ACTIVE / NON-NEGOTIABLE
Suggested Caption for Posting:
"Read before entering. No lifeguards on duty. #SovereignTerminal #UnassimilatedMaterial #TheBunker"

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